tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
DONT STAND ON THE FUCKING STAIRS EITHER
it’s 4am why the hell am I watching a documentary on killer whales
looking back at it now it was a pretty thrilling documentary
America is able to read and write in every language except for French. And no one knows why.
what about louisiana